Ramblings of an old Doc
Published on February 23, 2011 By DrJBHL In Personal Computing

 

It turns out that the company sporting the motto "don't be evil" has been asking parents nationwide to disclose their children's personal information, including Social Security Numbers, and recruiting schools to help them do it, all by entering an art contest.

The Contest is called "Doodle-4-Google".  The company is even offering prize money to schools to enlist their help. Google even “OK’s” and “partners with” the following after school activities per their FAQ (I wonder how much who paid whom?):

“The Contest is also open to students who participate in one of the following “After School
Programs” and are also enrolled in a U.S. School as defined above: (i) Boys & Girls Clubs of America; or (ii) Girl Scouts of the USA.” They avoided the Boy Scouts, though.

It sound like fun?  Don't you want your kid to enter too?

OK! Who’s Eligible?

“4. Eligibility. The Contest is open to students enrolled in private or public elementary and secondary schools (grades K–
12) as well as home schools (grades K-12) in the 50 United States and the District of Columbia, excluding U.S. territories
(collectively, “U.S. School(s)”). The Contest is also open to students who participate in one of the following “After School
Programs” and are also enrolled in a U.S. School as defined above: (i) Boys & Girls Clubs of America; or (ii) Girl Scouts of
the USA. Registration opens January 19, 2011. Registration ends March 2, 2011 at 11:59:59 P.M. Pacific Time (PT).
Only one doodle per Entrant is allowed. In the case of duplicate or multiple entries from the same Entrant, then the first
entry to arrive at the designated submission address (as determined by the “received by” date) will be accepted as the entry
into the Contest. Internet access is required to register for the Contest. At the time of submission of a Doodle, each Entrant
must: (i) be a U.S. citizen or a permanent U.S. legal resident (e.g., must be able to show proof of legal permanent
residence, for example, a “green card”); (ii) be enrolled in a U.S. School (defined above); (iii) have obtained his or her
parents’ or legal guardians’ prior permission and have agreed to be bound by these Rules on the Parent Consent Form.”

The reason Google gives for doing this competition in their FAQ says it's because "We love to encourage and celebrate the creativity of young people..." etc. isn’t that nice?

W a i t   a  minute:

A huge database of names and addresses of American children, especially one that includes their dates of birth and SSNs, would be worth many millions to marketing firms and retailers, wouldn’t it?

You see, what Google knows (and many parents don't know) is that a person's city of birth and year of birth can be used to make a statistical guess about the first five digits of his/her social security number. 

“Part of the security problem lies with the method used to assign SSNs. The researchers note that only four digits of the nine digit SSN are random. The first three digits are called the Area Number (AN) and the next two are the Group Number (GN). ANs are allocated to specific states and GNs to specific birth years. Given the date of birth and place of birth, researchers need only guess at the final four digits.” - Alessandro Acquisti and Ralph Gross
Carnegie Mellon University.

So…. with the form you see above, you’ve just given Google your child’s Social Security Number. They don’t even have to guess. And you were worried about computer security?

So: If you can obtain those last four SSN digits explicitly, you've unlocked countless troves of personal information from someone who didn't even understand that such a disclosure was happening. This kind of data can be linked with other databases to target advertising, but Google wouldn’t do that, surely?  Faster than a long tailed tom cat in a room full of rockers, I say.

It's worth many times more than what Google will spend on prizes (each State Finalist gets a T-shirt! The winner gets a Wacom tablet! Wow!). Maybe the TShirt should look like this?

To be strictly fair, Google hasn’t disclosed any such plan, nor has evidence surfaced exposing one. The entry form is one half page followed by five pages of legal mumbo-jumbo in (you guessed it) small print.

Google could have plans to just throw the data away, right? Maybe “the last 4” was inadvertently added to the competition form? There are all sorts of innocent and inconceivable explanations for this, aren’t there? So why (from their FAQ) is “Doodle 4 Google is still designed to work with schools across the nation (public, private and home schools).” Why not schools outside the USA? Maybe because those kids have no “last four”?

So, one question keeps haunting me: “Why the hell does Google need the “last four”?”

Additional links:

http://itmanagement.earthweb.com/secu/article.php/3828716/Social-Security-Numbers-Easy-to-Hack.htm

http://www.google.com/doodle4google/faqs.html


Comments (Page 9)
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on Mar 03, 2011

Starkers and better Starkers:  Those are quite humorous.  I lol'd.  That is all.

on Mar 03, 2011

"Those are quite humerous."

Er.... that's a bone in your elbow ... Spell checker

on Mar 03, 2011

There should be a sign in Oz that reads ... "Google resides at own risk".

And them thar bloody Google Maps cars coming up my street.... damned shame I runned out o' cannon balls, it be.

Starkers and better Starkers: Those are quite humerous. I lol'd. That is all.

Yeah, the world would be a much sadder place without a bit of tongue in cheek... and for me,Google set themselves up as viable/deserving targets so why not let 'em have it.

Er.... that's a bone in your elbow .

Well it wouldn't be my right one... nothing funny about it... too bloody painful to be humourous.

on Mar 03, 2011

Oh, and how does one safely shave when the reflection looking back from the mirror is such a bright red it's blinding?

And I was so steadfast in my ways... oh why, oh why, oh why.

I'm so ahamed that I'm gonna have to get used to shaving by feel and just be bloody careful [well hopefully, NOT bloody] l... cos I dunno I wanna look in the mirror again......

on Mar 03, 2011

"Those are quite humerous."

Er.... that's a bone in your elbow ...

 

Yeah, the funny bone... Actually, that's humerus...   Btw, do you have some type of klaxon in your house that signals you to misspellings on WC?

on Mar 03, 2011

Theory:

Google capitulates to government demand for information LINK

Which in turn implies Google is in bed with the CIA LINK

Thus leading to the rumor the CIA has reactivated Operation Mockingbird and is using Google to implement it LINK

Anderson Cooper reactivated Operation Mockingbird in Egypt LINK

Anderson Cooper happens to be gay

Googles logo has the same colors as the gay pride rainbow

The gay pride rainbow happens to share the same colors as the Microsoft/Windows logo

Conclusion

Anderson Cooper and Bill Gates are lovers who are in bed with the CIA and secretly running Google in a plan for world domination.

The end result will be Lady Ga-Ga streamed into every home and office, the complete emulsification of all banded pirates and having them reprogrammed into more acceptable icons such as motorcycle cops and indians, ala Village People, and the complete pacification of the rest of the world except on Saturday Nights, because ..you know..they still want us to get our groove on.

on Mar 03, 2011

Damn! He figured it out! Time for Plan "B"


on Mar 03, 2011

PoSmedley
Theory:

Google capitulates to government demand for information LINK

Which in turn implies Google is in bed with the CIA LINK

Thus leading to the rumor the CIA has reactivated Operation Mockingbird and is using Google to implement it LINK

Anderson Cooper reactivated Operation Mockingbird in Egypt LINK

Anderson Cooper happens to be gay

Googles logo has the same colors as the gay pride rainbow

The gay pride rainbow happens to share the same colors as the Microsoft/Windows logo

Conclusion

Anderson Cooper and Bill Gates are lovers who are in bed with the CIA and secretly running Google in a plan for world domination.

The end result will be Lady Ga-Ga streamed into every home and office, the complete emulsification of all banded pirates and having them reprogrammed into more acceptable icons such as motorcycle cops and indians, ala Village People, and the complete pacification of the rest of the world except on Saturday Nights, because ..you know..they still want us to get our groove on.

Most theories are just kooks let out of the asylum.  But YOURS!  It has panache' and style!  I like it!

on Mar 03, 2011

Theory:

I'll bet that you have no idea just how close to the truth your theory is.... tho you're not likely to see the unauthorised but deliberate release of a Cooper-Gates sex tape any time soon. 

However, the bit about Lady Ga Ga is pretty spot on and a sex tape of her with a serious Madonna lookalike, and once and for all proving that she is a hermaphradite, could go viral if the GoogleIA frees up the secret footage taken in the back of her limo.

Oh, and Doc, Po` is not so pleased with you right now... for embarrassing him with that pic showing him wearing odd boots.  "Odd socks is one thing," he said: "you can hide them with yer boots... but there ain't no hiding odd boots.

And another thing, passersby didn't realise just how near 'the end' really was....

.... behind that placard, not only was he wearing no pants, he forgot his underwear as well.  

on Mar 05, 2011

Well today is no better.... the red glow bouncing back off the mirror means I can't see the stubble... and shaving by touch has resulted in quite a few nicks

... which is some feat with an electric shaver.

Anyhow, mrs starkers seems to think that if I fess up to what I did after being so vehement, the red face might subside enough that paramedics down the shopping centre first aid room won't be rushing to get the oxygen mask on me next time.

First off, I need to explain that I was placed under extreme duress when very valid reasons were given as to why I should concede.

Well here goes nothing.... I bought myself a mobile/cell phone.

Now before you bastards go calling me a weakling woos or a turncoat on my own principles, I put up a determined resistance and employed various evasive manouvres before finally caving in. I mean, when I've made up my mind I stick to my guns and neither hell or high water with budge me... usually.  However some certain people know how to persuade me otherwise...

For example, mrs starkers was at the phone shop counter looking at the available options for me, and I decided that I needed to go to the toilet, where I hid for a while hoping she'd give up on the idea.  No such luck!   She got one of the security guards and told him that I might be loitereing in one of the centre's male toilet facilities and that he should return me to her immediately, which he did while giving me some rather peculiar looks.

When it was decided that I should have a basic $29.00 unit connected to Vodaphone, I threw a tantrum, stamped my feet and sobbed uncontollably fo about half an hour.   Hmmph, I figured the store clerk would call security on me for a second time and have me ejected, but again, no such luck.  She recognised that I was old school and was understanding of my fear of the new technology.  Shit, I even got down on the floor and performed several 360's on my shoulder, but I probably looked more like a disabled breakdancer with a nervous tic than a tantrum chucker, so I gave in and bought the fucken phone.

Okay, bullshit aside, I was convinced to get a mobile phone because we have been spending way too much calling Bianca down in Tassie and we wanted to reduce our communications costs to put OUR money to better use.... and unlimited text and voice using Vodaphone to Vodaphone will certainly do that. I have mine,Shaunna has hers and Bianca picks hers up on Monday when she returns from a camp.

Up until now, we have had to ring Bianca using our landline to ring her mobile because Telstra [our major telco] won't use the fully functional landline already present at her address because they didn't installt it.  No, they want her to spend $360 to put in 10 metres of cable to a property she neither owns or intends to remain at... and without Telstra's co-operation, none of the other telcos can provide her a service.

Also, my son and his partner are with Vodaphone, as are some rellies of Shaunna's, so it makes sense that we opt into the same network and plan to take advantage of almost unlimited contact.

So why do I need a Vodaphone mobile if Shaunna already has one?  Well we're not always together and if I need to remind her to pick up some bread or milk on the way home, I'm nor racking up the landline bill.  Also, if Shaunna is out and incommunicado for various reasons, and Bianca [or others] need to get in touch cheaply, there's now a second option,

Oh, and if anyone thinks I've abandoned my safety concens, I have taken precautions while using my new mobile.  First off, before I even use it, I don a protective wetsuit with a thermal reflection barrier and full-face mask.  Then I use a 4 metre stick when I need to push any buttons; and thirdly, I put it on speaker phone and stand on the opposite sidse of the room... to be sure, to be sure.

You lot mightn't place any credence on any of this cell phone antenna radiation doing queer shit to peoples brains, but I'm not taking any chances.

 

on Mar 05, 2011

Oh, and just to clarify things here, I did NOT get a phone with Google's bloody Android OS on it.

No amount of cajoling, persuasion, coersion or blackmail was gonna get me submitting to one of those.

Nope, it's just a basic Nokia with calls and text.... a phonebook.

Doesn't have a built in camera and no Bluetooth... no fancy touch screen and no video capabilities.

Nope.... wasn't paying for all that stuff

It does, however, have a built in flashlight.... which could come in handy.

Yup, if I have one or ten too many shandies down the pub and come home late, I'll be able to find the keyhole.

on Mar 05, 2011

Couldn't resist, mate... too good to pass up. I actually think getting the Vodaphone was a good idea, and who knows when an emergency strikes, right?

If it was an Android? You'd never hear the end of it.

on Mar 05, 2011

Couldn't resist, mate... too good to pass up. I actually think getting the Vodaphone was a good idea, and who knows when an emergency strikes, right?

After reading this ^ I'm not feeling so red faced, though I think I've still a way to go.   Let's put it this way, I don't need to turn om the toilet light if I have to get up in the middle of the night to pee... such is the glow from my red face.

I'm rather hoping it'll subside completely by the end of the week, but yoou know how it is, vowing you'll never, ever do something and suddenly you have.   It's a bit like how Monica Lewinsky vowed she'd never put pork in her mouth.... and we all know what she did on her knees in the Oval Office.

Okay, maybe my indiscretion wan't of that magnitude, but it's a bitter pill to swallow when you've always prided yourself on being inflexible where it counts.  Now it feels like flexibility is all I have... like my rigidity has deserted me.   Hmmm, I wonder if there's a Viagra variant that'll help my self-esteem to get back up?  Being a doctor n' all, you'd know that!   Is there such a pill for that, or do I have to go into therapy?

If it was an Android? You'd never hear the end of it.

Um, let's just say this.... if it had been an android, I'd have booked myself into the nut farm and asked them to fit my strait jacket so I'd not have the hands free to operate it. 

And while I'm there, I'd ask for some very intensive avarsion therapy... just in case I somehow got tempted to push the buttons with my nose...  or any other protrusions. 

Oh, hang on a minute.  If I'm in a strait jacket [with my hands incapacitated and the underneath the crotch strap] that's one protrusion less to worry about.

on Mar 05, 2011

After reading this ^ I'm not feeling so red faced, though I think I've still a way to go. Let's put it this way, I don't need to turn om the toilet light if I have to get up in the middle of the night to pee... such is the glow from my red face.

Naaah.... you've got the cell phone with the flashlight feature, right?

Hmmm, I wonder if there's a Viagra variant that'll help my self-esteem to get back up? Being a doctor n' all, you'd know that! Is there such a pill for that, or do I have to go into therapy?

Yes there is: Laughter! Thank G-d for that, Cap'n.

Oh, hang on a minute. If I'm in a strait jacket [with my hands incapacitated and the underneath the crotch strap] that's one protrusion less to worry about.

Or large cell phone bills.... won't be able to dial, right? And speaking of laughter and bills...

 

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to "enjoy some closeness" with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have "closeness".

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"


"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"

on Mar 05, 2011

Naaah.... you've got the cell phone with the flashlight feature, right?

Yeah, but I'd have to hold it in my mouth cos I need both hands.

And no, I'm not bragging... one hand to hold the equipment, and the other to hold my eyelids open.

Yes there is: Laughter! Thank G-d for that, Cap'n

Yup, thank goodness for that.... and I'm doing my best to encourage it here/at WC.  Sadly, tho, not too many positive responses have been forthcoming and all is quiet on the Western front... again.   Or should I say "still"?  

Millions of members/users... and oh so many lurkers.

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