Ramblings of an old Doc
Published on February 23, 2011 By DrJBHL In Personal Computing

 

It turns out that the company sporting the motto "don't be evil" has been asking parents nationwide to disclose their children's personal information, including Social Security Numbers, and recruiting schools to help them do it, all by entering an art contest.

The Contest is called "Doodle-4-Google".  The company is even offering prize money to schools to enlist their help. Google even “OK’s” and “partners with” the following after school activities per their FAQ (I wonder how much who paid whom?):

“The Contest is also open to students who participate in one of the following “After School
Programs” and are also enrolled in a U.S. School as defined above: (i) Boys & Girls Clubs of America; or (ii) Girl Scouts of the USA.” They avoided the Boy Scouts, though.

It sound like fun?  Don't you want your kid to enter too?

OK! Who’s Eligible?

“4. Eligibility. The Contest is open to students enrolled in private or public elementary and secondary schools (grades K–
12) as well as home schools (grades K-12) in the 50 United States and the District of Columbia, excluding U.S. territories
(collectively, “U.S. School(s)”). The Contest is also open to students who participate in one of the following “After School
Programs” and are also enrolled in a U.S. School as defined above: (i) Boys & Girls Clubs of America; or (ii) Girl Scouts of
the USA. Registration opens January 19, 2011. Registration ends March 2, 2011 at 11:59:59 P.M. Pacific Time (PT).
Only one doodle per Entrant is allowed. In the case of duplicate or multiple entries from the same Entrant, then the first
entry to arrive at the designated submission address (as determined by the “received by” date) will be accepted as the entry
into the Contest. Internet access is required to register for the Contest. At the time of submission of a Doodle, each Entrant
must: (i) be a U.S. citizen or a permanent U.S. legal resident (e.g., must be able to show proof of legal permanent
residence, for example, a “green card”); (ii) be enrolled in a U.S. School (defined above); (iii) have obtained his or her
parents’ or legal guardians’ prior permission and have agreed to be bound by these Rules on the Parent Consent Form.”

The reason Google gives for doing this competition in their FAQ says it's because "We love to encourage and celebrate the creativity of young people..." etc. isn’t that nice?

W a i t   a  minute:

A huge database of names and addresses of American children, especially one that includes their dates of birth and SSNs, would be worth many millions to marketing firms and retailers, wouldn’t it?

You see, what Google knows (and many parents don't know) is that a person's city of birth and year of birth can be used to make a statistical guess about the first five digits of his/her social security number. 

“Part of the security problem lies with the method used to assign SSNs. The researchers note that only four digits of the nine digit SSN are random. The first three digits are called the Area Number (AN) and the next two are the Group Number (GN). ANs are allocated to specific states and GNs to specific birth years. Given the date of birth and place of birth, researchers need only guess at the final four digits.” - Alessandro Acquisti and Ralph Gross
Carnegie Mellon University.

So…. with the form you see above, you’ve just given Google your child’s Social Security Number. They don’t even have to guess. And you were worried about computer security?

So: If you can obtain those last four SSN digits explicitly, you've unlocked countless troves of personal information from someone who didn't even understand that such a disclosure was happening. This kind of data can be linked with other databases to target advertising, but Google wouldn’t do that, surely?  Faster than a long tailed tom cat in a room full of rockers, I say.

It's worth many times more than what Google will spend on prizes (each State Finalist gets a T-shirt! The winner gets a Wacom tablet! Wow!). Maybe the TShirt should look like this?

To be strictly fair, Google hasn’t disclosed any such plan, nor has evidence surfaced exposing one. The entry form is one half page followed by five pages of legal mumbo-jumbo in (you guessed it) small print.

Google could have plans to just throw the data away, right? Maybe “the last 4” was inadvertently added to the competition form? There are all sorts of innocent and inconceivable explanations for this, aren’t there? So why (from their FAQ) is “Doodle 4 Google is still designed to work with schools across the nation (public, private and home schools).” Why not schools outside the USA? Maybe because those kids have no “last four”?

So, one question keeps haunting me: “Why the hell does Google need the “last four”?”

Additional links:

http://itmanagement.earthweb.com/secu/article.php/3828716/Social-Security-Numbers-Easy-to-Hack.htm

http://www.google.com/doodle4google/faqs.html


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on Mar 05, 2011

Well, I want to say Congrats to you Starkers.   You the man. The advantages greatly outweigh the negatory. The sky has lost it's red hue.  To bad, it was pretty.

And wondering how you know how many folks are lurking?   I've tried to look for it, to no avail??

on Mar 05, 2011
So....starkers has finally been dragged screaming into the 80's ....
on Mar 05, 2011

I'm wondering what kind of collar he selected to go with that leash.  I'm betting studded or perhaps lace?

on Mar 05, 2011

1880's... B.C.E.  

Difficult to give him a hard time... he takes it too gracefully (for my taste)

on Mar 06, 2011

You the man. The advantages greatly outweigh the negatory.

When I figure out how to use it.

So far, I've learned how to turn it on and answer a call.

And wondering how you know how many folks are lurking?

It's quite simple.... you add up how many responses there are [which often are very few]  and guesstimate there's 6 million users across the SD forums.  Come the end of it, you figure out there's 10 or so people who responded.... leaving 6 million or so lurkers.

So....starkers has finally been dragged screaming into the 80's ...

That ain't the half of it!  After the tantrum in the phone shop, hiding out in the dunny and the uncontrollable sobbing, I told this cop the story and tried to get hin to intervene in what I felt was spousal abuse, but he just laughed, called me a big girls blouse and dragged me by the ear back to the phone shop.... kicking and screaming into the 80's, as you so aptly put it.

Believe me, it was one of the most traumatic experiences of my life, having to buy a mobile phone.

It was horrendous, and to think, I'm on my last sedative now.

on Mar 06, 2011

I'm wondering what kind of collar he selected to go with that leash. I'm betting studded or perhaps lace?

I'll have you know that it is studded white lace with a thin leather border leather to set it off.

Difficult to give him a hard time... he takes it too gracefully (for my taste)

To be frank, I'd love it if somebody would give me a hard time... anybody got a few spare Viagra they're not using?

Seriously, if you can't laugh at yourself, you have no business laughing at others... and I do so love a bit of reciprocal fun poking, so I'll often set myself up as a target just to get the ball rolling.

on Mar 06, 2011

So....starkers has finally been dragged screaming into the 80's ...

The question is, are you ready to try video games?

on Mar 07, 2011

So....starkers has finally been dragged screaming into the 80's ...

The question is, are you ready to try video games?

Dunno, depends if they are on VHS or Beta?   I'm outta luck if they're on VHS... never got around to upgrading to that.

on Mar 07, 2011

Dunno, depends if they are on VHS or Beta? I'm outta luck if they're on VHS... never got around to upgrading to that.

How about laserdisk?

on Mar 07, 2011

How about laserdisk?

Laserdisk????    What's that, a piece or science fiction from 'Lost in Space' or something?

Ya know, I only upgraded to CD's a few years back, and then only because my old 78 gramaphone licked the bucket.

Think I buggered it up by applying the turntable brake at varying levels to play 45's and 33 1/3's on it.

on Mar 07, 2011

Oh, and another reason you should NOT let your kids enter this doodle debacle is that Google is wanting a new logo.

Slimy bastards; your kid enters; does well; Google lays claim to the art; Google gets FREE logo they otherwise would have had to pay big bucks for through an agency.

See, told you they had a hidden agenda.... and what it amounts to is child exploitation; slave labour; doing shit on the sly and on the cheap.

And why do they want children rather than adults?

Simple!  Children are innocent and unpolluted, and therefore have creative juices that have not been conditioned or to conform to any discipline or genre.... and that's why Google wants them.  You see, while childrens art can be quite basic and even sometimes primitive, it is fresh and exciting, and Google doesn't want to be tarred with the same old brush.

So, here's what I think we should do.  Withdraw all children who have already been entered and prevent others from being signed up on the dotted line.  Then we encourage aging adult artists to apply for the job.  I say aging artists because they are more likely to be prone to forgetfulness and C.R.A.F.T. disease.... the idea being that it'll cost Google a friggin' fortune having to pay these folk by the hour to complete the logo.

The other thing, I think we should do is get the Artists Union in on this.  I mean, Google IS evil, and we wouldn't want these old folk to get exploited, now would we?  I think the other thing we should do is have these folk implanted with tracking devices., just in case they overhear something at Google HQ and Google decides to take them for a drive in the country to make them disappear.

 

on Mar 08, 2011

                   Do Not... I Repeat, Do NOT Allow Your Kids To Enter Doodle4Google

I have it on good authority, let's just say a little bird told me, that numbers of Google staff, from both the upper and lower echelons have their jobs under threat if they are found to be under-performing.   They each have to undertake aptitude tests, creativity tests and general ability tests.

And that's where your kids come in.

Yup, in order to pass these tests, many Google staffers will be substituting your kids work as their own work... and naturally they'll be claiming the best entries, not only in the hope of being retained, but also in the hope of getting promotions.  The next best will obviously be used to pick a new logo, and the rest will determined who will be the captive market when these kids are the breadwinners of tomorrow.

I think we may have stumbled upon the greatest case of child exploitation in history.... 'cept fer per'aps when Cap'n 'ook indentured all them thar kids ta wurk on 'e's ship in 'Peter Pan'

So people, you need to be vigilant.  Even if you do not enter your child/children in the Doodle4Google thing, he or she may be sitting at the kitchen table expressing themselves artistically, and a Google Maps car is outside recording it all with powerful cameras and acute angle lenses that can see through the smallest gap in your curtains/blinds. 

Orright, you've been forewarned, you know what to do.  Don't let your children down and keep the curtains tightly drawn, right?

on Mar 08, 2011

Laserdisk???? What's that, a piece or science fiction from 'Lost in Space' or something?

No a piece of technology from the 80s.  It was the original DVDs about the size of an LP and would play movies (but you had to flip it in the middle).  VCRs killed them as they could record as well - plus you did not have to "change sides" in the middle of the movie.  A friend had one.  I never saw the use of it and passed it by.

on Mar 08, 2011

Hey Dr. G, 'ow be 'e me ol' mate?

There was a bloke who lived not far from me in about 83 -4, I think, and he had one.  As I recall, he used to import the discs from Hong Kong, etc, and hold movie nights where he'd invite people from the neighbourhood to show of his purchase and his [then] giant 26" TV.

I never went because I didn't particularly like him.  He was one of those people who had the latest and greatest of everything... and he made it his business to brag about how much it cost and that he was the first to get one.  Yup, he'd let you know that he was the 'Jonses' and that you'd always be trying to keep up but never would.... smug bastard.

I had the last laugh, though, I had the first wireless remote VHS recorder in the neighbourhood... and I never let him forget it.  At the time they weren't readily available in stores here in Oz, but a seaman friend of ine picked up one and a handful of movies for me while on his travels overseas. 

And no, Mr Smug Bastard was not on the invite list on movie nights.

on Mar 08, 2011

his [then] giant 26" TV.

I remember those days well.  Now if it is under 40 inches, it is not a TV, but a computer monitor!

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