Ramblings of an old Doc

 

We are social animals. We interact with devices and anthropormorphize them…after all, it’s not a big step since we name birds, cats and dogs and act towards them as if in some way they can understand and converse us. I suppose it all stems from the same need not to be alone.

Anyway, clever people note this and devise the Siris, Cortanas and now, Alexa. Yes, you have the choice of addressing the ‘Echo’ as 'Alexa' or 'Amazon'. 'Hal' or 'Skynet' would have been a lot cooler. The "Big Idea" behind it? Separate the ‘voice’ from the phone.

So, what’s the Echo? And what’s with the Barbie reference in the title?

The Echo is a nine inch tall black metal cylindrical computer that can sit pretty much anywhere in your home. It’s a voice command device which plays music and controls other devices.

So, obviously something that size can’t do that by itself and have a very sexy voice to answer you, so how does it work? By Cloud processing.

"Your recorded commands are collected for study by Amazon, for the purposes of improving Echo’s recognition skills. Amazon says that these recordings are not anonymous, and they’re not deleted unless you delete them. You can delete these recordings yourself, either one at a time or all at once (but that “may degrade your experience using Amazon Echo”)." – David Pogue

Echo listens to everything…not just “Play ‘We Will Rock You’”. The only way it doesn’t collect everything said is if you click the “stop listening” button (and believe it really does). Unlike one’s significant other, it also has a “stop speaking” button. The device listens to everything but supposedly only pays attention when you prefix your question/statement with ‘Alexa’ or ‘Amazon’. God help you if your significant other was blessed/cursed with the name Alexa.

“The Echo doesn’t understand you every time. If you ask something beyond its limited circle of commands, you get either a beep or a “Sorry, I can’t find the answer to the question I heard”-type message. And sometimes it mis-hears you completely. (That situation crops up most often when you’re ordering a certain song or band to play).” – ibid

Yeah, the tech is great…but you know what? Until you make a self contained unit which won’t broadcast my stuff to the Cloud, just hold on to it…because I ain’t buying it.

You see, besides all the personal stuff one says, and all the times you say your credit card number, etc. aloud at home (over the phone) or ask your significant other, “honey, what’s your password?” after being asked to buy something/fix something, etc., it seriously creeps me out that Mattel/Amazon and/or anyone else is a not-so-silent partner in my life, and I have to pay for it...besides being their data commodity.

Don't kid yourselves. These devices are data collectors...and these companies should be paying you for what you give to them while you "make your life more convenient" using their devices.

Source:

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/amazons-echo-brings-the-star-trek-computer-to-124102850474.html


Comments
on Jul 18, 2015


And sometimes it mis-hears you completely. (That situation crops up most often when you’re ordering a certain song or band to play).

Well now that's handy.    Guess it wasn't a priority to get that right. 


“Sorry, I can’t find the answer to the question I heard”

I'm sure that another frequent phrase heard will be "Based on your listening preferences, perhaps you would also like..." 

"Just put the surveillance equipment into shiny objects and they will pay you for it."

on Jul 18, 2015

No such tech was ever devised with the benefit of end users in mind. 

As has already been stated, this kind of tech is designed to gather data from users. usually for the purposes of market research, advertising and ultimately sales.

For mine, this kind of tech should be avoided at all costs.  Yes, they say you can turn it off when you want, but like it was discovered with Samsung voice recognition TVs, it can probably be turned back on remotely without your knowledge.  And I don't care what anyone says about having nothing to hide, etc, there are parts of our lives we'd rather not share with eavesdropping strangers who may use your/our private moments to their advantage.

This particular foray into consumers domains doesn't concern me as I've never purchased anything from/through Amazon and likely never will, and thus, this 'Amazon spy' will never take up residence in my home.  Given the likely consequences, I suggest people seriously consider the possible/probable fallout prior to installing one of these contraptions in their homes... especially if they're adverse to having uninvited advertising forced frequently down their throats.

on Jul 18, 2015

If you turn it off does it mutter ...."My mind is going......"?

If so, I'll change my name to 'Dave'....

on Jul 19, 2015


If you turn it off does it mutter ...."My mind is going......"?

No, it uses its last breath to phone home to get some minder to turn it back on again.

As for the "My mind is going..." bit, that applies to anybody seriously contemplating getting such a contraption in their home.... their mind is going, going.... gone.

on Jul 19, 2015

Idioteque.

I wouldn't buy it unless it calls me smart and beautiful AND it must record everything I say to a secret server on a submarine. Lol

on Jul 19, 2015

DARCA1213

Idioteque.

I wouldn't buy it unless it calls me smart and beautiful AND it must record everything I say to a secret server on a submarine. Lol

You'd only get preferential treatment like that if you bought shiploads of stuff and promised to buy shiploads more.

No, you're more likely to get called bloody idiot for installing it in the first place, though that's the intention... to make people mindless slaves to Amazon.

As for the submarine, dunno if Amazon has one, so would you consider a radio controlled motor boat in a lake in a park someplace?

Or a submarine shaped mobile device purchased through Google?

on Jul 20, 2015

No thanks. One loud mouth spy, my cat, is enough.

on Jul 20, 2015


No thanks. One loud mouth spy, my cat, is enough.

So, you have a talking cat?

Hmmm, seems I'd like to have some of what you're having.

Now would that be the blue pills or the green pills?

The reason I ask is because I had issues the last time I took blue pills.

Yeah, they helped prevent me rolling out of bed, but I had the issue of having to get out of bed several times during the night to roll over.

Anyway, back to this talking cat....

Like if you didn't feel like going yerself, could you send it to the local newsagents to ask for the morning paper?

If so I might get one meself..