IF I were going to steal a phone, it woudn't be an Apple one... no fecking way.   For mine, a Nokia Lumia with Windows 8 on it is the better choice, not that I have a need to steal one, give I already have a Lumia 820... and if that's stolen I have the 'ring my phone' feature to locate it, and my carrier disables it the instant it's reported missing.

Never.... don't wanna embarrass myself.

You do not steal phones.

I saw the same article as Dr JBHL - and the story goes that they can get up to $300 for one!  I find that hard to believe, but I guess they know where there is a sucker that will buy a used HOT phone for that amount.

"You do not steal phones."

No, I don't steal anything.  I was taught at a very young age not to steal.

I was about 4 when I took a plastic toy chicken from a Woolworths store in the UK.  My mother discovered it and frog-marched me back to the store to own up to what I'd done.  I can still remember the fear and embarrassment... the feeling of heaviness in my bowel as the manager said he was calling the police.  I recall the moments of agony as he called in a copper from off the street and proceeded to tell him what I had done... and the bollocking I got off the copper.

I know now that the threats of being locked up were just a fear tactic to make me think twice, but it worked.  Throughout the rest of my childhood, my adult life too, taking what didn't/doesn't belong to me is not on the agenda... period.

C.C.N.I.  [Curried Cabbage Not Included]

Ah, but curried cabbage is ALWAYS mine.

Not that I eat a lot of it.  No, really! 

It's more of a treat these days, and I have to be extra special good to qualify.

Pirate Captain starkers says,

meaning, "Curried cabbage wot's mine is mine and curried cabbage wot's yers is mine."

Including the toxic fallout. Maybe that's why San Fran has so much brown goo floating around the bridge. Too much CC imports.

The guy to the left of the apple.....he looks like Curly from the Three Stooges.